Longest setup

Best gag.

I love this.

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Just as we pulled in to Steak and Shake today

(Torque says the check engine light is "Bank 2 Oxygen Sensor 1 Slow To Respond" – it comes and goes…)

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Second verse, same as the first!

Second verse, same as the first!

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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and is now au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides he needs a rest – and closes the bar.

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No, Really

Thank you, Don Pardo!

I hope you totally got the lousy home version of the game as a parting gift…

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Thank you, Don Pardo!

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2014 Colorado RV Super Sale Wrapup

+Audrey Lee are looking at the possibility/probability of becoming full-time RVers when our lease is up in December. We took a field trip on Saturday, and we blogged about what we found!


2014 Colorado RV Super Sale |
Audrey and I went to the 11th Annual Colorado RV Super Sale at Mile High Stadium yesterday. We were supposed to get an early start and meet up with our internet friends Matt and his lovely wife, but they were there and gone before we managed to get on the road. It was in the mid 90′s, …

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I would see this in the theaters, then buy this on DVD when it came out

I don't even own a DVD player.

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The best movie Internet wants to see

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Death has always been a surreal event for me

I have friends and coworkers and acquaintances who are no longer in my life. Some have just moved on to other things, others have died. It's all the same to me.
For years, I've been wondering if a person's death would ever hit me with more force than, "Oh? Wow. Bummer, man…" 
Now I know.

The answer is yes.
I blasted "Jump Around" by House of Pain all the way home yesterday.

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Sriracha Pringles are the bomb

…and by 'bomb', I mean nuclear. Going off in your mouth.
I can eat, like, 3 or maybe 4 at a time.

They're delicious.

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If you're not currently crying, you're about to be

Norm MacDonald May Have Just Written the Best Tribute To Robin Williams Yet | The Daily Banter
Norm MacDonald is the living embodiment of one of the truths about comedy that most confounds literalists: that being a disinterested, vaguely antisocial prick is often all kinds of fucking funny. Whether you’re a fan of his particular brand of acerbic wit or not, though, MacDonald is a smart …

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