Longest setup

Best gag.

I love this.

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Longest setup

Best gag.

I love this.

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+Audrey Lee, electronics wizard!

Only 10 more tiny surface mount LEDs to go!

 

In Album 8/24/14

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Just as we pulled in to Steak and Shake today

(Torque says the check engine light is "Bank 2 Oxygen Sensor 1 Slow To Respond" – it comes and goes…)

 
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Just as we pulled in to Steak and Shake today

(Torque says the check engine light is "Bank 2 Oxygen Sensor 1 Slow To Respond" – it comes and goes…)

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EA Sports Presents : MADDEN NFL 2K25

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C, E-flat, and G go into a bar

Second verse, same as the first!

Originally shared by +Emily “Syreene” Vitori

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and is now au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides he needs a rest – and closes the bar.

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Second verse, same as the first!

Second verse, same as the first!

Reshared post from +Emily Vitori

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them.

After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and is now au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides he needs a rest – and closes the bar.

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No, Really

Thank you, Don Pardo!

I hope you totally got the lousy home version of the game as a parting gift…

Originally shared by +Jonathon Barton

Thank you, Don Pardo!

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No, Really

Thank you, Don Pardo!

I hope you totally got the lousy home version of the game as a parting gift…

Reshared post from +Jonathon Barton

Thank you, Don Pardo!

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