vapidwaste
I think every famous shooting should be faithfully rendered and presented as a first person shooter game for PC and Console. Everything from the Valentine’s Day massacre, to Columbine, to the Watts riots beautifully recreated and historically accurate. Going on the “travelling through time” thing, it could be like the show “Quantum Leap” but with someone else besides Scott Bakula would be used for the cinematic cut seens and the voice and look of the character. Maybe the guy who played “The Transporter,” he’s pretty cool. Anyway, yeah, his job would be to assume the roles of historical assassins and to preserve the timeline. A secret mission would be to assume Hitler himself and have to shoot yourself in the head [the ultimate expression of “first person shooter”.
If they made an “American Idol” video game, they can sure as hell make this one.
cappucinogrrl
When we say “thank you and have a good night”, we don’t really mean it. Most of you people are slobs, so thank you for coming, and you can go fuck yourselves
Random:
At the Olympics, maybe, you get ten seconds of fame. You want ten seconds of fame so bad, marry Britney Spears. Then if you’re incredibly lucky, you get a shiny, gold necklace. Big deal. If you want to wear a big, gold medallion- go work for Ja Rule. Not only do you get a necklace, but you get a 9 millimeter, a crack pipe, and unlimited blowjobs from skanky, preteen groupies.