Contemplate that you just learned (right now, by the end of this sentence) that not…

Contemplate that you just learned (right now, by the end of this sentence) that not only is there a World Masturbation Championship held in San Francisco each year (complete with trophy), but that the reigning champion is Japanese, and he has a girlfriend.

I bet you had NO IDEA. 
Me neither.

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