"You know the old adage about pizza and sex that 'even when they’re bad they’re good'? Malarkey. Pizza can be bad for all kinds of reasons: it’s not hot enough, the pieces are too small, it doesn’t come on time. Heck, maybe it just plain ol’ tastes terrible. Sex, too, can be bad if it’s not hot enough, if … well, you get the idea…"
Yes, I did laugh.
DM;HS
(yeah, everything you were talking about pizza I was thinking in terms of sex…..glad to see you went the same place)
Pizzafuckers