You two share my love of Hilarious Legal Readings…
This is truly a GEM among Cubic Zirconia.
http://www.albertacourts.ab.ca/jdb/2003-/qb/Family/2012/2012abqb0571ed1.pdf
February 15, 2011: Mr. Meads filed a one page notarized document, printed in black and red ink, and marked with what may be a red thumb print. It also bears postage stamps in three corners on front and back, and includes various declarations including that “::dennis-larry:meads::” is a “living flesh and blood sentient-man”, a postmaster general, and that Barb Petryk, a clerk of the Alberta Court of Queen’s Bench, is appointed his fiduciary and is liable for “all financial damages and bodily harm against myself ::dennislarry:: of the meads-family::”. Mr. Meads then purports to “…do here and now Adjourn this instant matter until further notice, from my office.”
Enjoy¹
¹ By 'enjoy', I may or may not be encouraging you to read something that might make you want to stab your eyes out…because the stupid is so very painful.
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www.albertacourts.ab.ca/jdb/2003-/qb/Family/2012/2012abqb0571ed1.pdf
11 pages in and oh my gawd this guy is fucking nuts.
Omfg what a piece of work. — I started laughing at the "For the lord and saviour Jesus the Christ is my spiritual advocate" part, but then I started crying because this sort of thing seems to be common when people represent themselves, and I've seen this sort of thing come through our office on a few occasions. >.<
Absolutely batshit crazy. Reminds me of one of my dad's ex-girlfriends.