I'm confused!

Aren't vegetarians made of meat? Is feeding the Coleman Natural animals vegetarians better for them than just feeding them 'meatitarians' or 'humanitarians' or something?

Or is "Vegetarian" one of the requirements for the job of feeding the Coleman Natural animals?
"I…I…ate a steak last night, boss…"
"YOU'RE FIRED!"

 
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