Boxing Day Madness….

DO NOT…I repeat, DO NOT razz me about not having put up Krimmus Lights on the house.

Why?

Because I go to K-Mart to hit the 50% off sale on Boxing Day and buy TWO THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND ONE LIGHTS.

1x Blue “net” lights.
1x Green “net” lights.
2x White “net” lights.
1x Multicolor “net” lights.
1x 49′ string of 150 white lights.
1x 49′ string of 150 blue lights.
3x 9′ strings of white “icicle” lights
1x 15′ white ‘rope’ lights
1x 15′ green ‘rope’ lights
1x 18′ string of 10″ candy canes, with stakes.
4x 4′ string of 24″ candy canes, with stakes.

For next year, of course.

Oh, and I put one BIG HONKIN LADDER on *your* shopping list for “before Halloween” and one of these on my shopping list for “before Halloween”.

Why?

This is why…
MUAHAHAHHAA…

I’m roughly a quarter of the way there already.
*AND* I don’t have to put up with some stupid mid-block real estate… No no no…
I not only have a corner lot, but across the street is a big ole honkin park…that forms a really, really, really large “traffic circle” – so traffic congestion won’t be nearly as much of an issue, like it was for that guy in Ohio.

Fear. Me.