I am not a mind reader, today is not opposite day, and if you want to cuddle, tell me you want to cuddle. I love cuddling, and will never decline. Ever. Not even in August. If you instead tell me you are cold, I will turn up the heater and get you some socks.
Your parents really did mean it when they said, "Say what you mean, and mean what you say." Insist on speaking the left side language despite that solid and time tested advice, and you might find yourself single. Again.
Because you are insane.
Your parents really did mean it when they said, "Say what you mean, and mean what you say." Insist on speaking the left side language despite that solid and time tested advice, and you might find yourself single. Again.
Because you are insane.
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WTF, apparently I've been using the Male Dictionary all my life.
Agree with Jonathon … say what you mean or state what you want or GTFO.
Agree!
I think the dialogue on the left is not a female dictionary, but is an insecure person dictionary.
It's female absolutely