I mean, really…
Saying:
"I'm bringing this kitchen appliance to my nephew"
Then elaborating to say¹,
"Well, honestly, I'm bringing this kitchen appliance to my nephew because he bought one from Wal-Mart, and it fucking sucks, and it broke after one use – maybe because he bought it from Wal-Mart, and Wal-Mart sucks, you know, you try to tell kids these days. They never listen. I warned him, but no. So now, I'm bringing him a good one. This one, I got it from his grandmother. It's a good one. He'll hand it down to his own nephew one day."
…is a criminal offense.
What?
¹ I honestly don't know why this Saudi man being questioned in my head sounds like Aziz Ansari doing a barely recognizable Brooklyn Jewish accent…"
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well because wal-mart pressure cookers fucking suck
Gentlemen, we cannot afford to have a pressure cooker gap!
+Philip Setnik No, we can't!
because that lets all the pressure out!
wait… what?
I'm so confused by this…
He initially said the pressure cooker was for his nephew, a university student in Toledo, Ohio.
"The Defendant then changed his story and admitted his nephew had purchased a pressure cooker in America before but it 'was cheap' and broke after the first use," the complaint said.
So he elaborated… and he was arrested? Am I really reading this right?
Seriously?
I'm missing some vital details here… was he really arrested for "changing his story" when in reality, he had elaborated on it?
Or did they find some damned explosives in it? I don't see that anywhere, and don't understand why this is happening if this is really JUST a freaking pressure cooker…
I haz a confuse…
It's apparently just a pressure cooker.
And there was a page missing from his passport, which is apparently also (rather more understandably) a crime.
But yeah, according to the nephew, they arrested him for elaborating on the details of his story.
wow…