MY DRUNK HANGOUT PEOPLE!

This might be the best news you hear all day.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57567924/mixing-alcohol-with-diet-drinks-may-get-you-more-intoxicated/

Since your body doesn't know WTF to do with the "diet sugars" (substitutes), it pipes the stuff it does know what do do with (the alcohols) directly into your bod.

Tested: Rum and Diet Coke makes you more drunker fasterer.
Not tested: Does using Rum and Diet Coke mean you become less drunkerer sooner, because you mainlined that stuff and converted all of it faster?

Diet drink mixers may make you more drunk
People who drank diet soda with their alcohol were 18 percent more drunk than the those who used regular soda

7 thoughts on “MY DRUNK HANGOUT PEOPLE!”

  1. hah, I had just heard about this as part of a list of the terrible things about diet soda. Apparently part of that same process that is confused by the diet sugars actually fucks up your ability to burn fat and leaves you in worse shape. I'm talking out of my butt at this point, but this dook is interesting

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