Saints Row, IRL

This car is for sale right now in Denver. I can imagine myself driving the HELL out of it¹. 

http://imgur.com/a/8Yn8J

*I'd get rid of that RIDICULOUS mouth on the front. WHYYYYYYY
* I'd stripe over the pink pinstripes with gold.
* I'd replace those awful rims with something less tacky and chrome, and more purple and performance oriented. Maybe some purple Volk TE-37s? They do make them in fairly large sizes…
http://www.part-box.com/images/RAYS-TE37PCD18-6.jpg.jpg
…and in purple:
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/745/244phjpru5.jpg
* I'd redo the stock interior in something tasteful absurd, yet restrained. Black leather, with purple stitching and LED lighting, perhaps? 
http://www.carid.com/images/plasmaglow/lighting/10034-2.jpg

Then I'd get some purple and gold-motif stylin clothes, make myself an enormous Johnny Gat head, and join the Colorado Movie Car Club.

¹ Until I got tired of driving a slow, heavy Chrysler for the comedy value.

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