* I received notice of a traffic ticket in New York that I should pay¹.
* My Facebook account is suspended².
* I have a changelog waiting for me at MySpace³.
* My Facebook account is suspended².
* I have a changelog waiting for me at MySpace³.
¹ I've never been to New York.
² I deleted my Facebook account 4 months ago.
³ I've never had a MySpace account.
