Lifted from MyTrafficNews for Denver, September 1st.
“For tonight, watch for a crowd downtown as the Denver Arts Performing Center, or whatever they call it these days, hosts all kinds of events, including the Irish Tenors.
Now, as far as we can tell, that means you’ll see three big Irish guys, and each one will sing their version of “Danny Boy” and then the concert will be done. It may be more than that, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Those heading north of town will have a lot more traffic to consider tonight and through the weekend, as Loveland is the focus of “Thunder in the Rockies,” which is not a chili cookoff but rather describes itself as “The Next Motorcycle Rally.” Well, obviously it’s the next one; it’s coming right up.
What this means for the northern Colorado driver is that tons of motorcycles are going to be out and about. During the day, they’ll be many festivities, including trips through the country. One will take them up to Laramie, where many Wyomingites will presume that Colorado is invading and may react accordingly.”
Maybe you have to live here, but that’s pretty funny.