Although I disagree (I've had a crush for YEARS) I can totally get behind Esquire naming the top 5 sexiest arboreal gliding possums each year.
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Esquire magazine has named Mila Kunis the sexiest woman alive (http://goo.gl/OSN1p). This is patently false, and I can prove it. As the picture set here illustrates, because of her freakishly large eyes and upturned nose, Mila Kunias looks like a sugar glider. A sugar glider is an omnivorous, arboreal gliding possum belonging to the marsupial infraclass, and commonly found in Australia. Because of this resemblance, Mila Kunis is disqualified from being the sexiest woman alive. She is, however, among the five sexiest arboreal gliding possums alive.

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Haha. I had a crush on her also, but she's definitely not the sexiest woman alive. Cute yes but not mind blowingly beautiful.
Whatever. They're both cute.